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| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 18:39:46z | Reply | FORTUNE.One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 18:08:46z | Reply | FORTUNE.Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 17:37:46z | Reply | FORTUNE.To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 16:51:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.Stop ahead. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 16:35:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 16:20:16z | Reply | FORTUNE.Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 15:49:16z | Reply | FORTUNE.No one becomes depraved in a moment. -- Decimus Junius Juvenalis |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 14:47:16z | Reply | FORTUNE.Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 14:16:16z | Reply | FORTUNE.Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 13:45:17z | Reply | FORTUNE."If it ain't broke, don't fix it." -- Bert Lantz |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 12:27:46z | Reply | FORTUNE.Always wear your seat belt. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 11:56:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.Availability is limited. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 11:41:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 10:23:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.The moon is made of green cheese. -- John Heywood |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 10:08:16z | Reply | FORTUNE.Girls are better looking in snowstorms. -- Archie Goodwin |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 09:06:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.A mind is a wonderful thing to waste. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 08:50:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ... |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 08:35:16z | Reply | FORTUNE.Don't guess -- check your security regulations. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 08:04:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 07:48:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.You're already carrying the sphere! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 07:33:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.... the flaw that makes perfection perfect. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 07:02:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 06:15:46z | Reply | FORTUNE.MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 05:13:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.You can't fall off the floor. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 04:42:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 04:27:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.weapon, n.: An index of the lack of development of a culture. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 03:25:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. -- Ring Lardner |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 03:09:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 02:54:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.Sic transit gloria Monday! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 02:38:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities. -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo" |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 01:52:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 01:36:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.UFOs are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 00:50:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 00:34:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.Contains no artificial colors or ingredients. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 00:19:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.There are more things in heaven and earth than any place else. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/03 00:03:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 23:32:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.Quid me anxius sum? [ What? Me, worry? ] |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 23:17:17z | Reply | FORTUNE.Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 23:01:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 22:46:17z | Reply | FORTUNE."Gort, klaatu nikto barada." -- The Day the Earth Stood Still |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 22:30:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.I'm hungry, time to eat lunch. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 22:15:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 21:44:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 21:28:47z | Reply | FORTUNE.When the sun shineth, make hay. -- John Heywood |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 21:13:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 20:57:47z | Reply | FORTUNE."Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead." -- Lucy Van Pelt |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 19:40:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 18:38:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.No passing. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 18:07:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 17:51:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.) -- Stafford Beer |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 17:36:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Trouble always comes at the wrong time. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 17:20:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry" |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 17:05:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.A girl's best friend is her mutter. -- Dorothy Parker |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 16:49:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Merchandise can be shipped only upon receipt of payment. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 16:18:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 16:03:19z | Reply | FORTUNE."Boy, life takes a long time to live." -- Steven Wright |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 15:47:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.You teach best what you most need to learn. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 15:32:18z | Reply | FORTUNE."Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." -- Karl Lehenbauer |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 14:30:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 14:14:50z | Reply | FORTUNE.Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 13:43:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 13:12:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.For best results, follow directions carefully. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 12:57:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 12:26:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Real Users never use the Help key. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 11:24:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 10:53:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 10:37:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Two heads are better than one. -- John Heywood |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 10:06:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. -- Mae West |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 09:51:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 09:04:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.I think the world is run by C students. -- Al McGuire |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 08:49:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.It's hard to be humble when you're perfect. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 08:02:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck. -- Adolfo Guzman |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 07:16:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 07:00:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.You are lost in the Swamps of Despair. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 06:45:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.Miller's Slogan: Lose a few, lose a few. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 06:29:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.In space, no one can hear you fart. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 06:14:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 05:43:22z | Reply | FORTUNE.If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 04:56:48z | Reply | FORTUNE.Often things ARE as bad as they seem! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 04:41:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 04:10:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.Reliable source, n.: The guy you just met. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 03:39:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 02:37:20z | Reply | FORTUNE.Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 02:06:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.QOTD: If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 01:50:50z | Reply | FORTUNE.VMS version 2.0 ==> |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 01:35:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.Surprise due today. Also the rent. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 01:19:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Idleness is the holiday of fools. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 00:48:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.You will inherit millions of dollars. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 00:33:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 00:17:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered]. -- Gaius Julius Caesar |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/02 00:02:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life. -- Dave Butler |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 23:31:18z | Reply | FORTUNE.Many hands make light work. -- John Heywood |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 22:29:19z | Reply | FORTUNE.Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 22:13:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. -- Arabian proverb |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 21:58:20z | Reply | FORTUNE.It's a poor workman who blames his tools. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 21:27:20z | Reply | FORTUNE.These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 21:11:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Question authority. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 20:09:51z | Reply | FORTUNE.May not be combined with other discounts. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 19:38:49z | Reply | FORTUNE.Drop in any mailbox. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 05/01 19:07:50z | Reply | FORTUNE.Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewis |