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| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 10:14:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Batteries not included. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 09:59:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 09:12:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.All good ideas look like bad ideas to those who are losers. -- Dilbert |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 08:57:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.Women aren't as mere as they used to be. -- Pogo |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 08:26:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.HELP! Man trapped in a human body! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 07:55:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 07:08:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Depart in pieces, i.e., split. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 06:53:27z | Send another | FORTUNE."... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 06:37:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 05:51:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 05:35:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.Age before beauty; and pearls before swine. -- Dorothy Parker |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 05:04:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 03:31:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 03:16:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 03:00:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is necessary to have purpose. -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3 |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 02:45:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.Executive ability is prominent in your make-up. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 02:29:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Only a fool has no doubts. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 01:27:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. -- Titus Lucretius Carus |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 01:12:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 00:41:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.Life -- Love It or Leave It. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 00:25:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/27 00:10:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.The graveyards are full of indispensable men. -- Charles de Gaulle |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 23:23:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.People respond to people who respond. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 23:08:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 21:50:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.She sells cshs by the cshore. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 21:35:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 20:33:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 20:02:28z | Send another | FORTUNE."If anything can go wrong, it will." -- Edsel Murphy |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 19:46:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 19:31:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.panic: kernel trap (ignored) |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 19:15:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them. -- Will Rogers |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 18:44:59z | Send another | FORTUNE. i'd solve a windows key problem with fdisk :) |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 17:27:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.Mum's the word. -- Miguel de Cervantes |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 16:56:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.I know th'MAMBO!! I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 16:40:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.bug, n: A son of a glitch. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 16:09:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.God must have loved calories, she made so many of them. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 15:07:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 14:21:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.You teach best what you most need to learn. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 14:05:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.A nuclear war can ruin your whole day. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 13:50:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 13:34:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.The faster we go, the rounder we get. -- The Grateful Dead |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 13:19:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.revolutionary, adj.: Repackaged. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 12:17:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.Better dead than mellow. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 12:01:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 11:31:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Only a mediocre person is always at his best. -- Laurence Peter |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 11:15:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Entropy requires no maintenance. -- Markoff Chaney |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 10:59:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.This login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 10:44:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 10:13:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 09:42:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.For a light heart lives long. -- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost" |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 09:26:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.A penny saved is a penny to squander. -- Ambrose Bierce |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 09:11:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. -- Chou En Lai |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 07:38:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Mieux vaut tard que jamais! [ Better late than never ] |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 07:22:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 07:07:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Hope is a waking dream. -- Aristotle |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 06:20:59z | Send another | FORTUNE."I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?" -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 06:05:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 05:34:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing. -- Seymour Papert |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 04:16:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.Correction does much, but encouragement does more. -- Goethe |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 04:01:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George Meredith |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 03:15:00z | Send another | FORTUNE."I have five dollars for each of you." -- Bernhard Goetz |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 02:28:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it. -- Winston Churchill |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 01:57:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Blend until smooth. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 01:41:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.That's no moon... -- Obi-wan Kenobi |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 01:26:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Price does not include taxes. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/26 00:55:29z | Send another | FORTUNE.Happiness is twin floppies. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 23:22:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Everyone's in a high place when you're on your knees. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 23:06:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 22:51:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.All the men on my staff can type. -- Bella Abzug |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 20:16:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Forms follow function, and often obliterate it. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 20:01:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 18:59:01z | Send another | FORTUNE."We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 18:12:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 17:41:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 17:26:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Available while quantities last. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 17:10:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Neutrinos are into physicists. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 16:55:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 16:39:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 16:24:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 15:37:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Statistics means never having to say you're certain. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 15:06:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 14:51:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's never too late to have a happy childhood. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 14:35:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.IBM Pollyanna Principle: Machines should work. People should think. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 13:33:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Too much of everything is just enough. -- Bob Wier |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 13:02:30z | Send another | FORTUNE."But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations' paws." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 12:47:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Substantial risk of electric shock. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 12:00:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 11:45:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!" -- The Kidner Report |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 09:56:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Steckel's Rule to Success: Good enough is never good enough. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 09:41:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 08:54:30z | Send another | FORTUNE. you are baked Espy: only half so |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 08:39:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not use if foil seal is broken. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 08:23:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. -- W. C. Fields |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 07:37:00z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not write below this line. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 06:50:31z | Send another | FORTUNE."When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest." -- Bullwinkle Moose |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 06:19:30z | Send another | FORTUNE.Savage's Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you'll get it bad. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 04:46:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.You can't take damsel here now. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 04:31:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 04:15:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. -- Phil White |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 04/25 03:29:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.Any given program, when running, is obsolete. |